Little black dress & Why don’t we go there St. Louis. 27.08.14
i just couldn’t resist
Clearer picture of rainbow bear in Chicago (August 29)
happy birthday to my favorite big fluffy darling donut!! ♥
(are we sure he’s not turning 6 rather than 21)
why is sophia name even there if she's not in the video?
Because when Liam’s GIRLfriend who is a human being with a freakin’ VAGINA supposedly asks some dude from the controversial DD show to wish Liam happy birthday (especially after the shit hit the fan in January), this’s the 100% proof served to you on the silver plate that Liam James Payne is 100% hetero.
Go fuck yourself, Modest!
@real_liam_payne:Thank you for all the birthday wishes :D makes me feel very very special your the best.
(1) I'm not against Ziam but I have been trying to come to terms with it and what do you think about this: they're just piping it up to take attention away from Larry? And I say this because slowly Elounor is fading away, Louis does the bare minimum and so I think Liam would be willing to have a publicised relationship with Sophia if it means making it easier for Louis, so Sophiam would become the new loved-up relationship and nobody will really care about Elounor anymore. Also the Ziam...
…would make people question the legitimacy of Larry (it already has, actually) since they’d think ‘well this is how Louis and Harry used to act but these two have girlfriends that they seem to have actual chemistry with”, thus the need for the Sophiam/Zerrie stunts which they look like they have way more chemistry than Elounor ever could pull off. Just want your opinion on this train of thought…
Ok, let me tell you this…some Larry supporters have this little problem called “everything is about Larry” and they tend to ignore things that suggest otherwise. Thus, they fail to see the big picture which relates to the management strategy, management transition, and things like that.
For the record, I believe that both Larry and Ziam are in a relationship, but to understand Ziam, you can’t keep comparing them to Larry. Larry isn’t a good model of a closeted couple. Larry is a couple which had already been surrounded by gay rumours (and their relationship wasn’t really a secret back then, was it? e.g. the Mario Kart interview) before the closeting started. Basically, Larry is a total closeting fail. There are so many other things that need to be considered when it comes to the differences between Larry and Ziam, and I suggest you should go through my Ziam vs Larry tag. Just a few examples of what makes Ziam closeting easier and more believable: no gay rumours surrounding Ziam in the media, Louis’ flamboyance vs. Liam’s masculinity, Liam and Zayn being more cooperative with their fake girlfriends, Zayn’s cheating rumours, and so on. Since Zayn and Liam are closeted well, they can get away with more.
Ziam just piping it up to take attention away from Larry? I guess every other ‘ship’ seems ‘piped up’, since there’s hardly any public interaction between Louis and Harry nowadays. But if Zayn and Liam are just piping it up, I guess they have to be really, really bloody fantastic actors…
…with a great attention to detail…
…because their heart eyes are extremely convincing and seem perfectly natural…
…aaaand the Oscar for the Best Performance Of Taking Attention Away From Larry goes to….*drumroll please*……Zayn Malik and Liam Payne!
Let’s hear their fascinating story! Zayn Malik and Liam Payne met in 2010. Ever since then, they have been piping it up to draw attention away from Larry…
"I thought that the best way to take attention away from Larry right from the start would be to mention the bromance between me and Leeyum, so it was clear that we were there to take the attention away."
Zayn really thought the ‘taking away attention from Larry’ thing through, because he had been spamming us with unrequited love tweets since late 2011:
December 2011: piping it up big time with these subtle touches in the Muzu TV interview…
Also, Zayn has really mastered his 'thirsty as fuck' look…
"It’s all about looking longingly at the person’s face, especially at their lips, and imagining those lips wrapped around your…dick, for example. That really helps to pull off the thirsty look, so you can take away attention from Larry well," says Zayn.
Liam prefers to take away attention from Larry by subtle rimming innuendoes, and Zayn is such a fantastic actor that he can pop a boner right on cue…or have they rehearsed this in their free time? Who knows.
In this scene, Zayn decided to improvise:
"I thought that the best way to take attention from Larry at the NRJ awards would be to completely lean on Liam like being right next to him was something my life depended on. Piece of cake."
"Nailed it, aha! No one believes in Larry any more!"
December 2013: Piping it up big time while Liam pretends he had a really rough butt sex last night with Zayn, so nobody is suspicious about Larry.
Zayn laughs mischievously right on cue, so it’s clear he’s responsible for the imaginary butt sex:
"But most importantly," explain Zayn and Liam. "It’s all about these sweet little touches that create the impression that you care about the person more than anything else in the whole wide world."
"Yeah, this all is fake just to confuse the bitches about Larry! Mission accomplished!"
The Oscar winning performance for ‘taking away the attention from Larry’ was this scene from the Road to Vegas interview:
"We knew this one was really crucial to pull off to take away attention from Larry…or rather Louis, because Harry wasn’t even in that interview…I started by looking at Liam’s lips, following my ‘thirsty as fuck’ routine, then I slowly looked up into Liam’s eyes, my eyes lightning up and completely melting into the chocolate brown, and finally, I pulled off a smile I rehearsed in front of the mirror, which says ‘I’m so glad that you exist, babe, I love you so much!’" remembers Zayn.
Honestly, do you believe that these little moments happen in order to take away attention from Larry? I think all these looks and touches are too fond and too intimate for Ziam to be only a bromance, and a piped up bromance on the top of that. Also, Ziam have a history. You should properly look into that to put all the puzzle pieces together. (Among other things, I also suggest checking out Zayn’s aunt Zileh’s actions on Instagram. I doubt she’s hired to distract from Larry.)
As Sasha says, stop treating Ziam as secondary characters to a Larry fan fic. They are personalities on their own and have their own story, a really beautiful one. This is no fucking around to cover someone’s ass all the time, Zayn and Liam are in love. Just look at them.
"What you lookin at willis?" It’s my bday mate. #Happy21BirthdayLiam my 2 fav brohams😁 paddy cake & liam🎉👯
Rare: Liam Payne and Melanie McCabe X Factor 2008
and guess how many pics we got?none!! #youhadonejob